Baldefits: Benefits of Baldness
I offer this as a service to all the poorly fol’liculated (yes that’s a word…look it up) men everywhere. 1. Save money. No shampoo, conditioner, gels, combs or brushes to buy. No haircuts. Adds up over time. 2. Wear a hat without having to commit to it for the rest of the day.
Kidz Blitz Under Attack
Kidz Blitz may be subject to new, unfair tax! Mayor Jim Suttle of Omaha, NE is trying to figure out how to pay for 1.7 billion dollars of sewer improvements. On Tuesday, he went to Washington and proposed a ten cent tax on every roll of toilet paper. What? Julia Plucker, a lobbyist for Kellogg’s, [...]
How Take Home Papers Comprise Saturn’s Rings
I have often stated that Saturn’s Rings are comprised mainly of discarded take home papers from children’s ministry. This little known fact is increasingly capturing the imagination of kidmin people. Many have asked me how kidmin papers make their way to Saturn. So I thought it might be good to offer an explanation of this [...]
UPS
If you have ever shipped anything with UPS you gotta see this video.
The Dad Life Rap
Too funny! Too true!
Funny Video
Be careful who you mess with!
If Children’s Pastors Ruled…
The church water fountain would dispense Mountain Dew. Hymns would have motions. The adult service would have a flashing light signaling when children’s church was out so the pastor could dismiss the adults. The Senior Pastor would have to put up with YOUR kid. Nursery duty would be mandatory for all choir members. Ushers would [...]
Michael Chanley and Roger Fields
Quirky things happen when you travel with Michael Chanley. Here is what happened on a recent road trip with Roger Fields. You just can’t make this stuff up. 1. Was it Michael’s fault Pizza Hut wouldn’t deliver to their hotel across the street? 2. Should Roger have left Michael in the Citgo restroom? your thoughts…
Still…On the Road with Michael Chanley
The drama continues as Roger Fields of Kidz Blitz and Michael Chanley of CMConnect.org travel home. The pair stopped at a gas station for fuel and…stuff. While Fields pumped gas, Chanley visited the men’s room. After finishing with the fuel, Fields pulled his vehicle over to the outdoor restroom to wait for Chanley. Fields then [...]
On the Road with Michael Chanley
This just in! Choose your friends wisely. Roger Fields of Kidz Blitz Ministries traveled across US with Michael Chanley of CMConnect.org conducting Kidz Blitz Live events. While lodging in local hotel chain, Chanley reportedly attempted to place a phone order from nearby Pizza Hut. When he requested that the pizza be delivered, the request was [...]
I Hate Halloween
I hate Halloween because I got lost during my first Trick-or-Treat outing dressed as…Bullwinkle. Do any of you understand how lonely/frightening it is to be a lost 5-year old Bullwinkle in a new neighborhood? I don’t think so. AND we discovered soon after that I desperately needed glasses because I was big time near-sighted. So [...]
Surprise!
So you thought you were only leading children’s ministry until they found someone else! 10 Ways to Know They Are NOT Looking For Somebody Else Your old ministry job has been filled by someone who relocated from Idaho. Your name on your office door has “Children’s Pastor” recently engraved under it. The church is not [...]
I Met Mike
Last Saturday night I dusted off my Hart Schaffner Marx suit and joined my politically active daughter, Mica, at Ten Lakes Farm in Versailles, Kentucky. There we socialized with the political elite of Kentucky. In the tradition of Kentucky horse farms the home and the farm were both spectacular. Mix that with some extremely wealthy [...]
Melancholy Monday: Think Beige
I think it’s high time that we rethink our purpose for all the fun and excitement we are putting in children’s ministry. It just seems to me that we should use metal chairs on cold tile floors, in beige rooms, while making kids sit up straight and pay attention to our lessons. Let’s send the [...]
Mr. Doubletalk
I hope you like it.
You Will NEVER Please Everyone
The U. S. Forest Service received these ACTUAL comments from backpackers after wilderness camping trips. Trails need to be reconstructed. Please avoid building trails that go uphill. Too many bugs and spiders. Please spray the area to get rid of these pests. Chairlifts are needed so we can get to the wonderful views without having [...]
Roger Arrested at Walmart
I am innocent of ALL charges. I was actually detained, not really arrested.
Children’s Ministry Compared to Other Ministries
What’s the difference between the requirements/responsibilities of the children’s pastor, the youth pastor and other ministry positions? WARNING: Do NOT show this to your youth/student pastor.
BANNED from a MEGA-CHURCH
This is the follow-up from a recent poll/quiz. QUESTION: What ministry was BANNED from a nationally known mega-church? The answer is…KIDZ BLITZ LIVE! It’s true. (I can’t believe some people voted for Miss Patty Cake! What’s wrong with you!) Anyway, here’s what happened… Kidz Blitz Live was banned six years ago from a nationally known [...]
